What does the dating scene look like in Kenya?



 Are you Kenyan guy looking to get back into the dating pool or are you from another country and looking to date a Kenyan? Well, you have come to the right place. Kenya is a beautiful place with beautiful babes and slightly stingy men. If you are a woman considering dating a Kenyan man, you might as well as be on your knees constantly so you don't meet the stingy, violent and controlling type; but then i guess that applies to any woman that is looking to date in spite of the country they are from. Now, what is it that should you expect from most of the Kenyan women? Here is a list of what you might run into while dealing with the so fine Kenyan women.

1. Tuma Fare

This translates to 'send transport money'. Honestly i don't know how to feel about this statement. Sometimes i think a woman should have their own transport money but then the nonsense that most Kenyan men will put through, i believe women should be sent transport money of even a cab. It is also very common that when you send the transport money, she will not show up. I'd advise on asking her to take a cab that you will pay for. I'd also advise that if you are not going to be cheap and actually want something out of that relationship, don't send the money. Just ask her if she will show up or not. However, you might lose a good one. About 10 dollars will not make you broke so please 'Tuma fare'.

2. We don't split the bill

I should have started with this one but then the girl you want to date does not have a car so I had to make sure she got to your location first. When you invite a Kenyan lady out, we will be expecting you to actually pay for the meal, the drinks and anything that follows. Weird, right? No you stingy guy. If we want to go out to split the bill, we already have cousins and friends. Why are you getting us out of the house to go spend our own money? Now, if she agrees to split the bill with you, you'll probably never see her again and if you do, she is mad. I totally support that bills be paid by whoever initiated the date.  Please don't get us out of the house to go spend our own money.

3.  Spending your money does not mean we are going to sleep with you

If you are from developed countries, this might come as a shock to you.  Most girls do not fancy  sleeping with a man for the first time. We enjoy being treated well before we give in. Apart from that, the rate at which women are killed by strangers is very high. You will have to pardon that Kenyan girl if she is not enthusiastic about going home or to a room with you. If you want to know how bad the scene is, just google the number of women murdered in 2024 alone. We are also very cautious about someone opening our drinks. Being drugged is also very common in the country. Do not judge a girl when she does not want to take a drink that is opened.

4. Having Sex with you means  we expect money from you

You see how excited you were about the sex? We are also excited about spending  your money. In the morning, we expect you to have organized transport and some money i dunno what for. We just expect it. If you just hug that woman bye and go back home without offering anything, you will probably not see her. Unless you were very good in bed. We do love good sex. We are good students of Shera Seven. We are reciprocating the audacity you have to ask for sex with the audacity to ask for money.

Dating is this country is an extreme sport. If you find a good woman, do not gamble with her. It also fun and risky. Whatever you do, do not have unprotected sex and do not try showing money that you do not have. Have fun dating and stay safe. 💖


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