Things you should know before joining dating sites

 So, you've decided to dive into the world of online dating. Congratulations! You've taken the first step toward finding love, companionship, or at least a hilarious story to tell your friends. But before you create that profile and start swiping, there are a few things you should know. Trust me, you'll want to be prepared for the wild ride ahead.

1. The Gallery of Unsolicited Junk

Brace yourself for a visual feast of unsolicited genitalia, mostly belonging to men who clearly don't understand the concept of "age-appropriate." Yes, you read that right. Prepare to receive photos from men or women proudly displaying their wrinkly junk, as if they're auditioning for a role in a bizarre nature documentary. Just remember, the delete button is your best friend. I once joined a dating site and almost went blind. Most men will rush to asking for your number and you will think it's a step forward. Dear girl, you've never been so wrong.

2. Fetishes Galore: From Feet to Diapers

Online dating sites are like Pandora's box for fetishes. Sure, you might meet someone with a charming smile and a good job, but don't be surprised if their idea of a romantic evening involves wearing a diaper and being fed with a bottle. My first time of hearing about Paraphilic infantilism was from a dating site. I have never been so shocked. Whether it's foot fetishes, clown costumes, or something that requires an instruction manual, just know that you're entering a world where "kinky" is an understatement.

 3. The Gold Digger Olympics

In the grand arena of online dating, there exists a special breed known as the "Gold Diggers." These cunning individuals will weave heart-wrenching stories of financial woes and personal tragedies, all while subtly hinting that you could be their knight in shining armor—if only you could help them out with a few thousand dollars. Remember, love shouldn't come with a price tag, especially one that drains your bank account.

 4. The Great Fake Profile Invasion

Ever matched with someone who looks like they stepped out of a fashion magazine? Too good to be true? It probably is. The online dating world is infested with fake profiles created by catfish, bots, and people who clearly have too much time on their hands. They might be using stolen photos or just really into creative writing, but one thing is for sure: they are not who they claim to be. If it feels fishy, it probably is. If you think it's going somewhere, video calls and reverse image searches should be your friend.

5. The Nude Photo Enthusiasts

In the digital dating realm, there are two types of people: those looking for meaningful connections and those who just want to see you naked. Be prepared for an influx of messages requesting nude photos. Some might be subtle, others outright shameless. Unless you're running a side business on OnlyFans, it's perfectly fine to say no and block these nudity enthusiasts.

6. The Serial Ghosters

You finally find someone you click with, the conversation is flowing, and you're getting excited about where this might go. Then, poof! They vanish without a trace. Welcome to the world of serial ghosters, where people disappear faster than your Wi-Fi during a thunderstorm. Don't take it personally; they were probably abducted by aliens or fell into a parallel universe.

 7. The Bio Exaggerators

On a dating site, everyone is a CEO, a world traveler, or a part-time astronaut. People tend to embellish their profiles to make themselves look more appealing. If you meet someone claiming to have six-pack abs, a six-figure salary, and a pet tiger, approach with caution. They're likely more couch potato than Casanova.

 8. The Oversharers

You've been chatting for five minutes, and suddenly you know their entire life story, including their third-grade teacher's name and the tragic demise of their pet hamster. Oversharers have no filter and will bombard you with information you never asked for. Just smile, nod, and practice your best escape plan.

 9. The Eternal Pen Pals

You've exchanged messages for weeks, shared your deepest secrets, and yet, every time you suggest meeting up, they have a convenient excuse. These are the eternal pen pals, more interested in the fantasy of a relationship than actually having one. If you're looking for real-life connection, you might want to move on.

 10. The Romantic Cynics

Lastly, beware of the romantic cynics who have been on the dating site for years and have a story about how "everyone here is a scam." They're jaded, skeptical, and will likely turn every conversation into a diatribe about the hopelessness of online dating. They might not be the best people to take advice from.

11. The creeps

This is the worst kind of individuals to run into. They will tell on being interested in under age kids or animals or even worse, harming people. When you call them out on it, they will say it's just a fetish. One of the things I'd suggest is if he has one of those creepy suggestions, report his profile, and definitely  block.

Conclusion

Navigating the world of online dating can be a hilarious, frustrating, and eye-opening experience. Keep your wits about you, embrace the absurdity, and remember that for every wrinkly junk photo or fake profile, there's a genuine person out there looking for someone just like you. Happy swiping!